diff --git a/pastas.txt b/pastas.txt index a869048..20fba35 100644 --- a/pastas.txt +++ b/pastas.txt @@ -89,3 +89,24 @@ There's no chance corporate would stand for it. He gives me the old "Please don That works all the time, right? Yeah. Well, I do feel like I need to do this cuz I don't wanna get (you know) people pissed at me. If your people, if your f**king f*g**t pedophile Dan Harmon and f*g**t pedophile Eric Wareheim get busted for doing something. I'm not going to be the guy that was at Adult Swim and didn't say another executive -- okay well -- talks about how he's hired so many women because it helps them get away with murder. That's a direct quote. So now I think they give these women these sort of title positions and they don't have them do anything. I'm not a white knight; my opinion of women very low, my regard with women generally is... If Matt Forney is right here, I'm right about right here, okay. + +RICK STUMBLES IN DRUNKENLY, AND TURNS ON THE LIGHTS. Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... you gotta come with me. +MORTY RUBS HIS EYES. What, Rick? What’s going on? +RICK I got a surprise for you, Morty. +MORTY It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about? +RICK SPILLS ALCOHOL ON MORTY'S BED Come on, I got a surprise for you. DRAGS MORTY BY THE ANKLE Come on, hurry up. PULLS MORTY OUT OF HIS BED AND INTO THE HALL. +MORTY Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard! +RICK We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty. + +MORTY Yeah, Rick... I-it's great. Is this the surprise? +RICK Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb. +MORTY What?! A bomb?! +RICK We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start. +MORTY T-t-that's absolutely crazy! +RICK Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica. +MORTY Jessica? From my math class? +RICK PUTS AN ARM AROUND MORTY’S SHOULDERS. When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam. +MORTY Ohh... +RICK And Jessica's gonna be Eve. +MORTY Whhhh-wha? +RICK And so that's the surprise, Morty.