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1/1/15: [A] Hey, Listen! We will officially be moving to https://kiwifar.ms soon. The CWCki Forums domain will not be receiving as many new features and will eventually become only Chris boards. Consider adjusting now, and making suggestions if something bothers you. It also has a dark theme.
https://kiwifar.ms/
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/kiwifar-ms-feedback-thread-banner-contest.6075/
https://kiwifar.ms/misc/style?style_id=22
1/5/15: [A] CONFIRMED: CHRIS TRESPASSES AT WAL-MART 5 DAYS AFTER INCARCERATION; NARROWLY AVOIDS ARREST
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/confirmed-chriss-possible-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/page-28#post-474138
2/3/15: [A] We've moved to the Kiwi Farms domain permanently. Fewer features will be available here as we wind things down.
2/4/15: [A] Brianna Wu's stuttering attack dog brags about his awesome interview with Jace on the farms.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/kiwi-farms-interview-with-the-journalist-who-interviewed-jace.7524/
2/14/15: https://web.archive.org/web/20150406221908im_/https://static.kiwifar.ms/public/junk/kiwi.svg
We've moved to the Kiwi Farms.
Change isn't so bad. Moving to the new domain lets you get a lot more out of the community.
2/8/15: [A] Deagle Nation Breaking News: Operation Wu-Pocalypse enters Phase II
1. Brianna Wu takes out restraining order against Jace for death threats. Courtroom hearing starring Mr.Connors scheduled for this Friday.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/possible-restraining-order-granted-to-wu.7560/
2. Tyce Andrews makes new video threatening Brianna with a hammer and a plastic knife, claiming his new group "Tha Skullz" have cast a "pagan death omen" on her life.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/tha-skullz-manifesto.7555/
3. Eli currently MIA after being sent to what Jace believed to be the Tumblr/Reddit server building in Toronto, CA armed with a katana and ordered to "zandatsu" the SJW's comms. Jace suspects he is KIA or arrested.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/rogue-soldier-eli-mcmanus-reported-mia-operation-wupacalypse-9-11d.7566/
2/10/15: [A] 1. Brianna Wu responds to Tyce's threat.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/tha-skullz-manifesto.7555/page-4#post-532118
2. Millions found dead after I change the website's font.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fonts.7604/
3. After getting YOUNG MAN'd, Jace schedules "Christ Zone" livestream for 7PM EST tonight. His mom is co-hosting with him.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/christ-zone-guest-starring-gail-conners-7-pm-8-pm-est.7630/
2/25/15: [A] Happy Christian Love Day!
I DO HAVE SOME NOT-SO-GOOD NEWS I'VE JUST HEARD ABOUT ON THE WEB
1. Jezebel namedrops and links us in an expose on Jace. (hi Brianna!)
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/wu-responds-to-mde-outing-compares-gamergate-to-gta.7976/
2. Champthom has retired.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/resignation.7966/
3. Follow-up staffing changes.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/christian-love-day-changes.7967/
4. Jace Connors is a performance artist.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/jace-connors-is-probably-a-hoax.7920/
5. If you use your password for the forums on other websites, change it.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/security-risk-change-your-passwords.7946/
6. EVERYONE SPAM DEAGLEDAD's PROFILE WITH DANK MEMES AND CALL HIM A FAG
https://kiwifar.ms/members/the-writer.1438/
why can't i hold all these happenings
Bonus: oops there goes the board 2/25/15
https://web.archive.org/web/20150225032054/https://kiwifar.ms/
3/8/15: reddit General
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/reddit-general.8257/
3/10/15: Springtrapp: The Specialest Snowflake
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/springtrapp-the-specialest-snowflake.8293/
3/14/15: Mrenter's view on College
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/mrenters-view-on-college.8363/
3/25/15: Foxiify, the Internet diva
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/foxiify-the-internet-diva.8561/
4/25/15: [A] ween" is a person who makes low-effort, unfunny attempts at trolling someone with little success because their methods are uninspired and stupid.
Example:
Someone calls Chris and screams "julay" on the phone before hanging up.
Spamming "you will 9/11" during a Jace stream.
Not examples:
Setting fire to Chris.
Stealing Chris's trash.
Being rude.
Existing in the proximity of a Lolcow.
Succeeding at anything, ever.
4/25/15: FB 4/25 - Chris spergs about Blachu
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-4-25-chris-spergs-about-blachu.9179/
5/1/15: [A] From the namesake Anthony Logatto, an "a-log" is a person who exaggerates the negative qualities of a lolcow into an extraordinary, and unfair, hyperbole. This behavior is usually the result of caring about stupid shit too much and means the a-logger isn't in it for the lulz, defeating the purpose of observing lolcows.
Example:
"What Saddam did in the Gulf War is potatoes to what Chris has done."
"Jace Connors is a disgrace to the armed services and should be put in jail!"
Not examples:
"God, what a loser."
"I don't think Barb is a good mother."
"They definitely couldn't hold a job; they're too incompetent."
5/1/15: First PSN activity in months.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/first-psn-activity-in-months.9270/
5/3/15: Deeker - Babyfur and cubfur art is usually drawn well and USUALLY doesn't have sexual overtones.
https://kiwifar.ms/goto/post?id=690430#post-690430
5/5/15: FB 5/3 - HOLY SHIT MOAR SONICHU AMIIBOS AVAILABLE NOW!!!
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-5-3-holy-shit-moar-sonichu-amiibos-available-now.9341/
5/17/15: The Lolcast - Updated 5/16/15 - THE 15-MINUTE TEASER/RUNDOWN
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/the-lolcast-your-first-and-only-if-you-know-whats-good-for-you-stop-for-lolcow-mocking.9294/
6/10/15: Roderick Leverne Cox aka Laverne Cox
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/roderick-leverne-cox-aka-laverne-cox.9953/
6/19/15: Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Rail Fan / Foamer / Autistic
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/
7/10/15: [A] Chris is retarded. 2 Facebook posts.
Chris sent a Hitler medallion to a customer.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-7-9-legend-of-the-hitler-medallion.10726/
Chris posts his tits on Facebook.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/9-7-15-facebook-look-at-chriss-swinging-d-cup-level.10727/
Did you know? Before the Lolcow Wiki was stalled, a well-written article on our own Holden was prepared as a flagship article.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150703212937/http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Marjan_%C5%A0ikli%C4%87
7/10/15: [9/7/15] Facebook - Look at Chris's Swinging D Cup Level
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/9-7-15-facebook-look-at-chriss-swinging-d-cup-breasts.10727/
7/17/15: Jiminycricketfan007 (Girl who's married to Jiminy Cricket)
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/jiminycricketfan007-girl-whos-married-to-jiminy-cricket.10864/
7/22/15: If you are interested in my personal project, Infinity Next, I would encourage you to read up on my progress report. Thanks everyone for your help so far.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/infinity-next.9474/page-7#post-855286
7/22/15: 7/23 Court Date
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/7-23-court-date.10965/
7/23/15: Kiwi Farms Mailbox
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/kiwi-farms-mailbox.11005/
7/26/15: [A] A message regarding the enemies of this website. Read it, and read all of it.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/a-message-regarding-the-enemies-of-this-website.11066/
7/26/15: This is the only time I will oblige name change requests.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/this-is-the-only-time-i-will-oblige-name-change-requests.11082/
7/30/15: eBay & Paypal Conspire against CWC, transactions reversed
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/ebay-paypal-conspire-against-cwc-transactions-reversed.11250/
8/15/15: Coldness in My Heart - Horrorcow that mutilates herself
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/coldness-in-my-heart-horrorcow-that-mutilates-herself.11726/
8/16/15: Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Now with more of Null's personal hero &/or best friend, TJChurch!
https://archive.is/A7Lka/cbc01c6d5f4d5fcc87c4ef296d49ab892f5aa61a.png
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-autistic-pedophile-foamer-shitlord.9940/
8/29/15: 8/28/2015 - I'm not a crook - EMAILGATE
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-28-2015-im-not-a-crook-emailgate.12101/
9/13/15: Chris's happiness
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chriss-happiness.12578/
10/2/15: [2/10] Christian claims victory in BLARMS protest
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/2-10-christian-claims-victory-in-blarms-protest.13048/
10/31/15: Sonichu finally goes full trans
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/sonichu-finally-goes-full-trans.14019/
10/31/15: Silvana Rosechu portraying Sonic and Amy in Book #1
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/silvana-rosechu-portraying-sonic-and-amy-in-book-1.13941/
10/31/15: Happy Birthday Cat
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/happy-birthday-cat.14007/
12/8/15: Moleman9000's Wikia Adventures Part Deux - Molay once again got into Wikia drama and was banned from the TV Tropes Wikia for a year.
https://kiwifar.ms/goto/post?id=1123395%23post-1123395
12/13/15: 12/13 - Seasons Greetings
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/
12/17/15: YT 12-15-15 Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/yt-12-15-15-twelve-new-and-old-things-of-christmas.15410/
12/25/15: Lolcow Of The Year 2015 (ROUND OF 8 IS UNDERWAY!)
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/lolcow-of-the-year-2015-round-of-8-is-underway.15598/
12/29/15: Lolcow Of The Year 2015 (3RD PLACE PLAYOFF: WU VS SHANER)
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/lolcow-of-the-year-2015-3rd-place-playoff-wu-vs-shaner.15598/